Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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