perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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