shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
...so i touched it.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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