Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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