Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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