what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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