next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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