omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
