I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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