your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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