Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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