some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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