my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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