gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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