is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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