How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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