THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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