But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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