But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
