They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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