He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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