Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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