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(313): View more from Michigan

Already got asked if we're dating

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...

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(669): View more from California

sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall

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(702): View more from Nevada

You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.

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(765): View more from Indiana

We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume

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