she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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