She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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