She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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