i need an iv and a liver transplant
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
40s are totally the cure
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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