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I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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