She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
where am i from again
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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