Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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