Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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