I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she was so not down for the gang bang
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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