My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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