i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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