yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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