Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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