no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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