If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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