I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
