If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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