Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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