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you win
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say what?
wanna hang out?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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