She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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