doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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