3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Drake has all the answers
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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