what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Randomize
