it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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