I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
