so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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