Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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