so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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