Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
