She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
