no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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