I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can feel your judgement through the phone
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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