i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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