dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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