i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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