We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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