it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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